Stress.........!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh stress la saya ni hari! Gara2 ni account executive kami. Adaka patut lepas tu secretary boss tidak kena renew contract dia ( Company bermasaalah) trus kunun2 ni account yg berkuasa FUCK la! Sepatutnya saya yg kena buat tu cuti,taip letter & smua tu kerja admin. Tapi dia yg p buat,p inda pa la saya kasi ja la dia, mana tau dulu cita2 dia mau jadi admin controller, jadi saya gelar lah dia ADMIN BARU hahaha p yg saya malas bila dia ada masaalah atau inda pandai buat tu kerja dia p buang tempat saya terus dia p mengadu sama bos kalau saya tidak mau peduli dia. Dia cakap konon yg saya inda pandai buat kerja. Yg saya mara lagi! Dia sindir saya begini

“ALAH SEPATUTNYA BUKAN TU SECRETARY BOS YG MAU KENA BUANG TAPI C ANU….”

ketara betul dia sindir saya! Saya cuti saya isi form leave jua p saya cuti dulu & baru fill in tu borang, daripada dia yang cuti2 p inda pandai isi borong. Konon2 dia ada isi tapi sapa yg tau dia ada isi atau tiada? Kalau dia jujur patut dia bagi tengok saya @ bos dulu bukan trus mo send p HQKL, paling tidak pun dia buat summary bagi tengok boss kan? Kalau ada salah terus tu HQKL sibuk mara2 saya @ tanya2 saya padahal tu c tahi yg sibuk2 mau buat tu kerja admin. Tapi tu admin baru diam2 & pura2 tidak tau apa yg berlaku kalau ada masaalah, tidak bodoh ka mcm tu? Yg saya panas ni hari ni, adaka kelmarin saya sakit, p saya p kerja juga tapi saya betul2 tidak tahan saya pergi jumpa doctor panel & tu doctor sendiri yang bagi saya mc suruh rehat, bukan saya minta pun. trus tu account bising2 dia p complain sama bos dia ckp saya tidak fill in form cuti, trus boss saya p mara saya.

Boss: kenapa tidak bagi tau saya terlebih dahulu sebelum u pulang kelmarin?

Saya betul2 panas jadi saya lawan bos saya

Me : mcm mana mau bagi tahu sedangkan masa tu boss pergi meeting d kimanis papar. Adaka patut saya kacau boss meeting gara2 mau kasih tau yg saya mau mc saja? Logic ka? Jadi saya bagi tau nur saja yang saya mc, bukan saya sengaja saya betul2 tidak tahan kalau saya pengsan @ ada apa2 mcm bos mau tanggung ka?

Ni bos saya lagi ni eksen temberang adaka dia ckp sama saya lagi,

Bos : alah lain kali kalau mau mc tunggu ambulance datang dulu & betul2 sakit baru mc, bolehka olnetta?

Me : Huh?! Sampai mcm tu baru boleh mc bos?

Dia jawab ya, dalam hati saya sa ckp Bodoh sungguh boss saya ini tau. Saya diam saja la biar dia, p saya sindir boss saya lagi

Me : boss kalau ambulance yg ambil saya bertambah2 la mc saya kan? Trus susa lagi boss tiada org mau tolong boss punya admin baru yg tau cakap saja.

Diam2 bos saya. Hahaha nanti tunggu masa saya sindir lagi tu account tunggu saja,yang kaw2 punya sindiran saya kasi tengok la, sabar kau munyit…..

Minum milo anda jadi sihat dan kuat hehehe

I like to drink milo tidak kira la inside box @ tin. When our kakak @ cleaner cum tea lady asking me if mau kirim barang @ tidak, i ask her to buy milo kotak and Pringles for me. After about 10miutes later she comes back from her shopping. After she gave me my milo kotak and my Pringles, dengan tidak sabar2nya & dengan tamaknya hahahaha i membuka itu pringles & milo kotak. Suddenly our account executive shouts at me & say,

account executive : AMOI, PLEASE CHECK YOUR EMAIL…
me : Ok bos
***** waiting for searching incoming mails. Sambil tu i drink my milo kotak...

***ting*** ada 1 email, I open....

From: Chin Lee Hah To: adele0728@yahoo.com; nurzaleha@thgroup.com.my; olnetta jiliwin ; Voo Lie Chu ; clarence
Sent: Wednesday, January 21, 2009 1:04:03 PM
Subject: Please take note: Milo

Uewwwkkk….Uewwwkkkk….Tiba-tiba berlari2 and muntah milo di tandas. Imagine ba sedang minum tiba2 dapat email mcm tu! Astaga….Trus sudah muntah buat azam lagi tu hahaha nda lagi mahu minum milo kotak sampai bila2 hahahaha

Spending Rm51 for nothing....!!!!

Actually I’m not in the mood for today. I spent rm51 for nothing! Actually, last day (Tuesday 20.01.2009) I receive an email from Malaysia auction they told me that I was winning PS2 SLIM I though that was PS2! My bid is not too high only rm1, but the cost for delivery charges is RM50! I was very-very excited when I receive the email from them. Without checking the PS2 Slim picture for 2nd times, I straightaway go to maybank2u.com for fund transfer! I transfer RM51 to Mr. @ Mrs. Song Chun Han account number 501066054611. But after all things settle (payment & email them back) I went to view the PS2 Slim picture back, I was very-very surprise that it’s not a PS2 but, I can’t say anything right now. You can just view the picture. I need to go to the toilet first need to cry for spending RM51 for nothing!!! Wahwahwah….

I send text massage to my bf, and tell him the story. But 8gar tidak reply my text. I want to call him but I can imagine macam mana dia ketawa…. But I need someone untuk meluahkan rasa tidak puas hati. So I call him....

trurrrt trurrrt

8gar : Yes darling
Me : Do you receive my sms?
8gar : Yes I do… (dengar2 saya dia ketawa sambil tahan2)
Me : Ah2…ketawa2!!!
8gar : Baby, I can’t believe how s***pid you’re.
Me : Ya I know la…
8gar : Hahahaha, its ok la baby. Next time don’t do again k
Me : ermmmmm, k la…!
8gar : I LOVE YOU BABY…
Me : k
8gar : I LOVE YOU….balas ba….
Me : k, I love you 2.


Sedihnya saya main game zaman jipun! Bila bawa balik ni game p rumah mati-mati my brother kasih ketawa. Ya la mentang-mentang dia ada ps2! My daddy was asking why i buy game zaman jepun? You all want to know what i answer my dad? I tell him that I MISS MY CHILHOOD'S TIME (Padahal tipu saja takut kena kasih ketawa...!!!!)

p/s
Dear Mr. @ Mrs. Song Chun Han account number 501066054611, If you read this please call me URGENTLY I need my money back! Hahaha

Tijah Si Budak Kampung...

Tijah budak kampung, tapi bekerja di Kuala Lumpur .Biasalah bila sudah duduk 'town', mula lupa asal usul. Pakaian seksi maut, bercinta pula dgn lelaki mat saleh. Ke hulu ke hilir menayangboyfriendnya yg bermata biru.Punyalah eksyen si Tijah, hinggalah suatu hari dia ternampak lelaki Inggeris tadi dgn wanita lain yg lebih cantik dan bergaya daripadanya.Tijah menangis tiga hari tiga malam. Pada malam ke empat, Tijah mengambil sehelai kertas dan menulis surat untuk memutuskanperhubungannya dgn lelaki mat saleh tadi yg baru sebulan dikenalinya.Begini bunyi surat yg ditulis oleh Tijah binti Kulup Kecil, yg berjaya 'dicuri' ...


Mike....


I WANT TO CUT CONNECTION US.I have think about this very cook-cook. I know I clap one hand only.Correctly, I have seen you and she walk-walk together at town with eyes myself. You grab hand she.You always ask for apology back-back. I don't trust you again! You are really crocodile land.My friend speak you play wood three. First-first I think my friend lie me. But now I know you correct-correct play wood three.So, I break connection to pull my body from this love triangle. I know result I pick is very correct, because you love she very high fromme.So, I cut this connection to go far from here. I don't want you to play-play with my liver.I have been crying until no more eye water thinking about you. I don't want banana to fruit two times.


Safe walk..
Tijah

Heart Attacks and drinking Warm Water

This is a very good article. Not only about the warm water after your meal, but about heart attacks. The Chinese and Japanese drink hot green tea with their meals, not cold water, maybe it is time we adopt their drinking habit while eating.

For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to you. It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal. However, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just consumed. It will slow down the digestion. Once this "sludge" reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food. It will line the intestine. Very soon, this will turn into fats and may lead to cancer.It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal.
A serious note about heart attacks - You should know that not every heart attack symptom is going to be the left arm hurting. Be aware of intense pain in the jaw line.
You may never have the first chest pain during the course of a heart attack. Nausea and intense sweating are also common symptoms. 60% of people who have a heart attack while they are asleep do not wake up. Pain in the jaw can wake you from a sound sleep. Let's be careful and be aware. The more we know, the better chance we could survive.

Think First Before You Do It....

Today I get an email from my colleague, Adeline. But when I open the email I found this picture, Haiyohh….Sikit lagi saya muntah!! GELI!!!! I think this picture was taken at china, so pity oh the baby. From what I had read in the internet, if you drink the sup & if you are boy, it does can help you to be stronger to MAKING LOVE!!! But if I was u, I don’t think so I want to drink or taste it! Yaks!!! This email makes me think twice of what has done to our world. Why people willing to kill to make them feel great & stronger…. Maybe I’m not qualified to talk, but please people think twice before you do something strange.

Your name in Japanese...try it! Its Fun!

Try your name in Japanese (refer to table below)....

A - k

B - tu

C - mi

D - te
E - ku

F - lu

G - ji

H - ri
I - ki

J - zu

K - me

L - ta
M - rin

N - to

O -mo

P - no

Q - ke

R - shi

S - ari

T -chi

U - do

V - ru

W -mei

X - na

Y - fu

Z - zi

1) Edgar- kutejikashi

2) Olnetta- motatokuchichika

3) Quirin - kedokishikito

4) Julio - Zudotamo

5) Joel - Zumokuta

6) Jarada - Zukshiktek

7) Jiloh - Zukitamori

Do you think you are 2 fat and need to diet?

well i can help you. join the club, i want to lose weight as well, and i just started a few days ago.OK, i dunno if u read or not, but u should read 'fit for life', because this will help u lose wight. the reason why diets don't work, is because people don't understand the way their body works, so i suggest you understand the way it works then you'll be able to lose weight, because when you eat just a piece of chocolate, you'll no how long it will take to actually leave your body, and you'll think twice about it.well, really see its about, eating foods at a certain time of day. because it all has to do with the cycle your body has.i cant remember exactly, because i read the book a while ago, and that's why people say not to eat after 8 pm and before it. because that when the 'eating' period has finished. also its about combining your foods. you see you're not meant to have cabs and meat together. because the bread has already been cooked which, then is combined with the meat, it puts of pressure on your body to break down, which could take up to 8 hours, and it wouldn't give you enough energy, it would just bloat you, and a few hours later you'll become hungry again, and then if you have lets say hamburger and fries or something like, that your just adding another 8 hrs, to your stomach, in which you stomach cant handle, so it will quickly jump on the hamburger and fries, and store the meat and bread. However it doesn't mean you cant eat meat or fries anymore or cabs. you just have to combine it properly, by doing so; just decide whether your going to have crab or protein, then add a salad or some vegetables. this always helps.In the morning for breakfast, have a fruit salad, or some natural yogurt with seeds, then at recess have some more fruit, then at lunch have a salad with feta or a sand which with salad in it, and a fruit or vegetable if your still hungry.After school, have another salad, this will give you energy for two hours the max, because that's how long it will take the body to process, then when dinner arrives, have your main with protein and vegetables or crab and vegetables.also important note, make sure you drink lots of water. drink 6 bottles a day. water is the ultimate source for detoxing and losing weight. that's why salad and vegetables allow your body to detox, because of the water content in them. sometimes people think they're hungry, when in actual fact they're not, they're just thirsty. so every time you think your hungry have two glasses of water, then see how u feel. also if u want to avoid eating junk food as much as possible exercise heaps. I find that when i exercise the last thing i want to eat is Meccas, or anything fried and disgustingly fattening. do get your stomach to be flat, do 50 sit ups everyday for a starting and your stomach will automatically, come down if you start detoxing. detoxing is the first step to lose that tummy, then after that start doing sit ups, and tummy exercises. after about two weeks of eating healthy or month you'll start to feel lighter as well, then you'll actually feeling like exercising.i forgot to mention one thing, for the cravings......i no i get them while following this big method, if u have a sweet tooth craving have a teaspoon of honey and some watermelon- DO NT got for the obvious, because you would have wasted all your time. Eventually the craving will go away, because our taste buds renew themselves a certain amount of weeks, i just cant remember now anyways, so your trying to get rid of all those bad cravings so u can start to crave a salad, becoz naturally, when u eat something Ur bod starts to crave it, so just ignore all those cravings and you'll see the outcome.I don't no if your religious or anything, but, if u are just ask yourself just b4 Ur going to eat something fatty 'would god or Jesus eat this?' and then I'd be like no, i read that Madonna uses this.anyways i hope I've helped, by the scroll bar i can tell I've written too much, but its the proper process u need to follow, to lose weight and keep it off.

Good luck ;) keep in mind that how much effort you put in, expect the results to be equal. just imagine yourself in a new pair of jeans or a hot top- always works for me, and try to imagine the feeling! nothing can beat that!

Why do people gossip and try to humiliate others...?

I often have many people gossip about me, or ask me questions as if concerned but instead to humiliate me, especially older people from who you would expect some more class, they ask personal questions which have nothing to do with them, and they are looking forward to seeing you fail.Is it just the passive human nature of wanting power and stealing it from others, wanting to see others fail so that we can tell ourselves how much better we are than them, so that we can feel good about ourselves?

I have found that Some people gossip because it belittles others and makes them feel superior. It also creates for them an artificial seance of superiority. It is an foolish way to feed an ego.Another thing I have observed is that some people think they are being understanding and caring of the person that they go in detail about with someone else -in the name of religion.One of the quickest ways to spread a gossip is to tell someone at church. In the name of love and care they pass on information that actually is most often hurtful instead of caring. And the person who is talked about it hurt or damaged in ways that can't be easily mended.It is a wise person who can be strong in their own self without belittling others. A person who respects others to keep some information confidential.

I Wonder...

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
If people from Poland are called 'Poles,' why aren't people from Holland called 'Holes'?
Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs? Shouldn't they be wearing night gowns?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
When someone asks you, 'A penny for your thoughts,' and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.
When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person drives a race car not called a racist?
Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as '4's?
Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
What hair color do they put on the drivers licenses of bald men?
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older, then it dawned on me... they're cramming for their final exam.
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
No one ever says 'It's only a game,' when their team is winning.
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

How do u know if u love someone???

will know when that special someone arrives =) some people say that they get butterflies in their stomach and get very nervous, etc. but i personally wouldn't explain in that way. because i believe different person has different symptoms or ways of "showing" their love. i mean, yes some person happens to have those symptoms but i dont. well, at first i was kinda nervous around him, but as time passed by, it just went away, but that doesn't mean i don't love him anymore. u dont know u love someone from one day to another. first u begin to like the guy, and u get to know him better because u like him, it might be his personality or his look, etc. as u get to know him, u might like him more or like him less. it depends on how u guys get along.after some time, u begin to have stronger feelings for him, and u just want to be the best when his around. u want to show off how good u r and how beautiful u r. u'll be showing ur best side. it is normal. and then u find urself wanting the best for him because u love him, because he means a lot to u. u;ll find urself thinking about him constantly. always wanting to know what he's up to. if anything happens to him, u;ll find urself worried about him. if he's sad, u'll also feel sad, if he's happy u'll b happy because he's happy. u'll feel connected to him. if one day he treats u different, u'll notice right away. if he treats u different in a bad way, u;ll b totally upset. if he treats u better, it makes ur day :) u'll b happy as hell :D one move of his, defines ur mood.these are just some "symptoms" of being in love :) it is kinda complicated yet so beautiful!wish u luck

10 Reasons Why Cupid Can't Find You Love This Valentine

1) His Choice of Weapon - An Arrow - is So Yesterday
We all know that his line of business can get rough sometimes. Having to approach all sorts of people is no easy task. We agree that he has to protect himself in case of robbery, (I wonder where he keeps his wallet) attack etc. But an arrow? For crying out loud, an arrow? Even one of those pen knives that does every thing, you know the ones with all the attachment thingies. Even that would be better for stabbing than a stupid flimsy arrow with hearts attached to it.

2)He's Overweight
Thing is, on its own this wouldn't be a problem, except for the fact that as your representative, he should make a little more effort on your behalf. Granted, he is responsible for all the chocolate presents on the 14th of February every year, and granted, that sometimes he probably can't help but tuck into them himself. But a man with that kind of responsibility should know better.

3)He Appears To Spend Hours in Front of the Mirror Doing His Perfect Curls
I understand that he's proud that he's been able to hold on to all that hair for such a long time. After all he's a very old chap. But never trust a man who spends all that time in front of a mirror doing his face and hair. Especially if he's the type of fellow who thinks it's all right to leave home without his pants.

4)He Runs About in His Birthday Suit
If he is to approach the person you fancy dressed like that, they're likely to think that you're a perverted nutter just like he is. You would think that with all the money celebrities make these days, a person as popular as he is could afford to get himself at least a GAP outfit and a decent pair of shoes.

5)His Permanent Grin. Who Would Trust Him to Be Serious?
With that permanent grin on his face, who would take him seriously? What if I fancied someone who didn't like the look of me one bit. A little roughing up might have to be done. How could my representative do the necessary beating or kidnapping as the case may be, if he's got a permanent grin.

6)His Headband is Just Too Glitzy
You shouldn't trust men who wear women's hair bands.

7)In The Divorce Settlement, He Would Get Everything
When he left his wife Psyche, he took everything with him including the garden, leaving her homeless and living in a field. If that is not a warning for what he would do to you, then there's no hope for you at all.

8)He's mother Aphrodite was so jealous of Psyche's beauty that she told her son
Cupid to shoot her with an arrow and make her fall in love with the ugliest man alive. Cupid, in such a hurry to do Mummy's bidding, by accident pierced himself with one of his own arrows and fell in love with her himself. How silly! 's a Mummy's Boy

9)He's Only Around a Couple of Weeks a Year
Other than that, he's on a secret location in Tonga playing golf and sipping champagne.(You don't see Max Clifford and other publicists doing that do you). If you needed a refund or an exchange you couldn't find him to give it to you. Not a good set up by anyone's standards.

10)Last and Most Obvious - He's a Baby
Babies spend all their time producing slimy stuff through all the orifices of their bodies. The last thing they want to do is to find you love.

Funny Love Story

A girl quickly punches a number into her phone and waits until she hears the other line pick up.
“Becky, I don’t know what to do, I really don’t. I love him so much and I don’t think he thinks of me that way. I mean, whenever I see him or think of him, I can’t help it, this smile comes across my face. Sometimes he sees me smiling and smiles back. That’s when my knees turn to jello and I get butterflies in my stomach. I know you think that he’s is so totally adorable and cute, but if you look past that and actually listen to what he has to say, you find a totally different person. He’s so caring and considerate and he makes me feel like I don’t deserve him. Well, actually, I don’t deserve him. He’s too perfect, I mean, look at all the girls that fall over for him. I could never be one of those. Their all so pretty and bubbly and….. not me. I couldn’t even start to compare myself to them. But whenever I think of him or see him, I can’t help it, I smile. Now I didn’t tell you this but he called me the other day about homework. I tell you now, I made a complete fool of myself. I’m so embarrassed. I stuttered the whole time, but he was so sweet and just kept talking and making me feel better. He’s so perfect Becky, I don’t deserve him, so why do I keep wishing and praying that he will notice me, why?............Becky? Becky are you there?”
“This isn’t Becky.”
Petrified the girl asks, “Then who is this?”
“ This is the guy who’s smile turns your knees to jello and I just wanted to say one thing. Everything you just said now, I’ve been wanting to say since the day I met you.”