It's my favorite kind of pizza ever. My favorite is extra cheese pizza with stuffed crust. yummy...I personaly believe that the crust is crispy and the cheese is gooey. The difference between the two is brilliant. When you bite into it there is an explosan of flavor. The colors are like a rainbow and the flakeiness sprinkled on the crust is delicios.Friday, August 22, 2008
Who else loves Pizza Hut stuffed crust pizza?
It's my favorite kind of pizza ever. My favorite is extra cheese pizza with stuffed crust. yummy...I personaly believe that the crust is crispy and the cheese is gooey. The difference between the two is brilliant. When you bite into it there is an explosan of flavor. The colors are like a rainbow and the flakeiness sprinkled on the crust is delicios.
I Wonder...
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?If people from Poland are called 'Poles,' why aren't people from Holland called 'Holes'?
Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs? Shouldn't they be wearing night gowns?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
When someone asks you, 'A penny for your thoughts,' and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.
When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person drives a race car not called a racist?
Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as '4's?
Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
What hair color do they put on the drivers licenses of bald men?
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older, then it dawned on me... they're cramming for their final exam.
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
No one ever says 'It's only a game,' when their team is winning.
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
Who Lives In A Pineapple Under The Sea?
"SpongeBob SquarePants"! Yes, I know it's a kids cartoon. But, what can I say, this is an adorable cartoon and I love watching the adventures of SpongeBob and his friends.SPONGEBOB I WANT TO TELL U SOMETHING.... I LOVE YOU HAHAHAHA
Thursday, August 21, 2008
Happy Birthday Daddy - 19 August 2008
Happy Birthday Daddy!
You’re the kind of person they would call ONE IN A MILLION.
Your always there especially when I need you most.
You never let me down,and I know you never will.
We have been through a lot and always strong even at our weakest times you always had
those comforting words to tell me to assure me it was going to be alright and now that I have you,
I KNOW EVERYTHING WILL BE!
Happy Birthday Daddy….
I LOVE YOU AND ALWAYS WILL!!!
I wonder why do I and many other people love chocolate so much?
So, I basically love chocolate almost as much as life itself, from the opening of the wrapper, to the melting in the mouth. It is like one of the most amazing things I have ever eaten by far.My question is, why is chocolate so great, and why do I fall in love with it every time I eat it? like, if I had a bag of chocolates by me, and I had one, all the rest would be gone from the bag in no time.So, why do most people, and myself love chocolate so much?
How do u know if u love someone???
will know when that special someone arrives =) some people say that they get butterflies in their stomach and get very nervous, etc. but i personally wouldn't explain in that way. because i believe different person has different symptoms or ways of "showing" their love. i mean, yes some person happens to have those symptoms but i dont. well, at first i was kinda nervous around him, but as time passed by, it just went away, but that doesn't mean i don't love him anymore. u dont know u love someone from one day to another. first u begin to like the guy, and u get to know him better because u like him, it might be his personality or his look, etc. as u get to know him, u might like him more or like him less. it depends on how u guys get along.after some time, u begin to have stronger feelings for him, and u just want to be the best when his around. u want to show off how good u r and how beautiful u r. u'll be showing ur best side. it is normal. and then u find urself wanting the best for him because u love him, because he means a lot to u. u;ll find urself thinking about him constantly. always wanting to know what he's up to. if anything happens to him, u;ll find urself worried about him. if he's sad, u'll also feel sad, if he's happy u'll b happy because he's happy. u'll feel connected to him. if one day he treats u different, u'll notice right away. if he treats u different in a bad way, u;ll b totally upset. if he treats u better, it makes ur day :) u'll b happy as hell :D one move of his, defines ur mood.these are just some "symptoms" of being in love :) it is kinda complicated yet so beautiful!wish u luck
Because i fell in love with you EDGAR...
When I was little I used to believe in
Wishing on shooting stars
My dreams coming true
Finding my prince charming
And living happily ever after
But as I grew up, I started to realize
You can't wish on a shooting star,it's just a rock
My dreams won't come true unless I make them come true
There's no such thing as a perfect man
And no one lives happily ever after, it usually ends in divorce
But the moment I met you, I realized
All those wishes on shooting stars were real
You have made all my dreams come true
You are my prince charming
I will live happily ever after
All because I fell in love with you...
Wishing on shooting stars
My dreams coming true
Finding my prince charming
And living happily ever after
But as I grew up, I started to realize
You can't wish on a shooting star,it's just a rock
My dreams won't come true unless I make them come true
There's no such thing as a perfect man
And no one lives happily ever after, it usually ends in divorce
But the moment I met you, I realized
All those wishes on shooting stars were real
You have made all my dreams come true
You are my prince charming
I will live happily ever after
All because I fell in love with you...
10 Reasons Why Cupid Can't Find You Love This Valentine
1) His Choice of Weapon - An Arrow - is So Yesterday
We all know that his line of business can get rough sometimes. Having to approach all sorts of people is no easy task. We agree that he has to protect himself in case of robbery, (I wonder where he keeps his wallet) attack etc. But an arrow? For crying out loud, an arrow? Even one of those pen knives that does every thing, you know the ones with all the attachment thingies. Even that would be better for stabbing than a stupid flimsy arrow with hearts attached to it.
2)He's Overweight
Thing is, on its own this wouldn't be a problem, except for the fact that as your representative, he should make a little more effort on your behalf. Granted, he is responsible for all the chocolate presents on the 14th of February every year, and granted, that sometimes he probably can't help but tuck into them himself. But a man with that kind of responsibility should know better.
3)He Appears To Spend Hours in Front of the Mirror Doing His Perfect Curls
I understand that he's proud that he's been able to hold on to all that hair for such a long time. After all he's a very old chap. But never trust a man who spends all that time in front of a mirror doing his face and hair. Especially if he's the type of fellow who thinks it's all right to leave home without his pants.
4)He Runs About in His Birthday Suit
If he is to approach the person you fancy dressed like that, they're likely to think that you're a perverted nutter just like he is. You would think that with all the money celebrities make these days, a person as popular as he is could afford to get himself at least a GAP outfit and a decent pair of shoes.
5)His Permanent Grin. Who Would Trust Him to Be Serious?
With that permanent grin on his face, who would take him seriously? What if I fancied someone who didn't like the look of me one bit. A little roughing up might have to be done. How could my representative do the necessary beating or kidnapping as the case may be, if he's got a permanent grin.
6)His Headband is Just Too Glitzy
You shouldn't trust men who wear women's hair bands.
7)In The Divorce Settlement, He Would Get Everything
When he left his wife Psyche, he took everything with him including the garden, leaving her homeless and living in a field. If that is not a warning for what he would do to you, then there's no hope for you at all.
8)He's mother Aphrodite was so jealous of Psyche's beauty that she told her son
Cupid to shoot her with an arrow and make her fall in love with the ugliest man alive. Cupid, in such a hurry to do Mummy's bidding, by accident pierced himself with one of his own arrows and fell in love with her himself. How silly! 's a Mummy's Boy
9)He's Only Around a Couple of Weeks a Year
Other than that, he's on a secret location in Tonga playing golf and sipping champagne.(You don't see Max Clifford and other publicists doing that do you). If you needed a refund or an exchange you couldn't find him to give it to you. Not a good set up by anyone's standards.
10)Last and Most Obvious - He's a Baby
Babies spend all their time producing slimy stuff through all the orifices of their bodies. The last thing they want to do is to find you love.
We all know that his line of business can get rough sometimes. Having to approach all sorts of people is no easy task. We agree that he has to protect himself in case of robbery, (I wonder where he keeps his wallet) attack etc. But an arrow? For crying out loud, an arrow? Even one of those pen knives that does every thing, you know the ones with all the attachment thingies. Even that would be better for stabbing than a stupid flimsy arrow with hearts attached to it.
2)He's Overweight
Thing is, on its own this wouldn't be a problem, except for the fact that as your representative, he should make a little more effort on your behalf. Granted, he is responsible for all the chocolate presents on the 14th of February every year, and granted, that sometimes he probably can't help but tuck into them himself. But a man with that kind of responsibility should know better.
3)He Appears To Spend Hours in Front of the Mirror Doing His Perfect Curls
I understand that he's proud that he's been able to hold on to all that hair for such a long time. After all he's a very old chap. But never trust a man who spends all that time in front of a mirror doing his face and hair. Especially if he's the type of fellow who thinks it's all right to leave home without his pants.
4)He Runs About in His Birthday Suit
If he is to approach the person you fancy dressed like that, they're likely to think that you're a perverted nutter just like he is. You would think that with all the money celebrities make these days, a person as popular as he is could afford to get himself at least a GAP outfit and a decent pair of shoes.
5)His Permanent Grin. Who Would Trust Him to Be Serious?
With that permanent grin on his face, who would take him seriously? What if I fancied someone who didn't like the look of me one bit. A little roughing up might have to be done. How could my representative do the necessary beating or kidnapping as the case may be, if he's got a permanent grin.
6)His Headband is Just Too Glitzy
You shouldn't trust men who wear women's hair bands.
7)In The Divorce Settlement, He Would Get Everything
When he left his wife Psyche, he took everything with him including the garden, leaving her homeless and living in a field. If that is not a warning for what he would do to you, then there's no hope for you at all.
8)He's mother Aphrodite was so jealous of Psyche's beauty that she told her son
Cupid to shoot her with an arrow and make her fall in love with the ugliest man alive. Cupid, in such a hurry to do Mummy's bidding, by accident pierced himself with one of his own arrows and fell in love with her himself. How silly! 's a Mummy's Boy
9)He's Only Around a Couple of Weeks a Year
Other than that, he's on a secret location in Tonga playing golf and sipping champagne.(You don't see Max Clifford and other publicists doing that do you). If you needed a refund or an exchange you couldn't find him to give it to you. Not a good set up by anyone's standards.
10)Last and Most Obvious - He's a Baby
Babies spend all their time producing slimy stuff through all the orifices of their bodies. The last thing they want to do is to find you love.
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
Funny Love Story
A girl quickly punches a number into her phone and waits until she hears the other line pick up.
“Becky, I don’t know what to do, I really don’t. I love him so much and I don’t think he thinks of me that way. I mean, whenever I see him or think of him, I can’t help it, this smile comes across my face. Sometimes he sees me smiling and smiles back. That’s when my knees turn to jello and I get butterflies in my stomach. I know you think that he’s is so totally adorable and cute, but if you look past that and actually listen to what he has to say, you find a totally different person. He’s so caring and considerate and he makes me feel like I don’t deserve him. Well, actually, I don’t deserve him. He’s too perfect, I mean, look at all the girls that fall over for him. I could never be one of those. Their all so pretty and bubbly and….. not me. I couldn’t even start to compare myself to them. But whenever I think of him or see him, I can’t help it, I smile. Now I didn’t tell you this but he called me the other day about homework. I tell you now, I made a complete fool of myself. I’m so embarrassed. I stuttered the whole time, but he was so sweet and just kept talking and making me feel better. He’s so perfect Becky, I don’t deserve him, so why do I keep wishing and praying that he will notice me, why?............Becky? Becky are you there?”
“This isn’t Becky.”
Petrified the girl asks, “Then who is this?”
“ This is the guy who’s smile turns your knees to jello and I just wanted to say one thing. Everything you just said now, I’ve been wanting to say since the day I met you.”
“Becky, I don’t know what to do, I really don’t. I love him so much and I don’t think he thinks of me that way. I mean, whenever I see him or think of him, I can’t help it, this smile comes across my face. Sometimes he sees me smiling and smiles back. That’s when my knees turn to jello and I get butterflies in my stomach. I know you think that he’s is so totally adorable and cute, but if you look past that and actually listen to what he has to say, you find a totally different person. He’s so caring and considerate and he makes me feel like I don’t deserve him. Well, actually, I don’t deserve him. He’s too perfect, I mean, look at all the girls that fall over for him. I could never be one of those. Their all so pretty and bubbly and….. not me. I couldn’t even start to compare myself to them. But whenever I think of him or see him, I can’t help it, I smile. Now I didn’t tell you this but he called me the other day about homework. I tell you now, I made a complete fool of myself. I’m so embarrassed. I stuttered the whole time, but he was so sweet and just kept talking and making me feel better. He’s so perfect Becky, I don’t deserve him, so why do I keep wishing and praying that he will notice me, why?............Becky? Becky are you there?”
“This isn’t Becky.”
Petrified the girl asks, “Then who is this?”
“ This is the guy who’s smile turns your knees to jello and I just wanted to say one thing. Everything you just said now, I’ve been wanting to say since the day I met you.”
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